Three 3 blondes walk into a police station

He shows the picture to the last blonde and she says “He wears contact lenses.”

Perplexed, the police chief looks through the file and sure enough, the man wore contact lenses. He says “That’s oddly correct. How did you know that?”

The blonde responds, “Well with one eye and one ear, he can’t be wearing glasses.”

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